A Student's Reality

Rebecca is doing this right now. (Studying, that is. Not being a haggard looking male.)

She wishes she were doing this instead.

Winter, how thou dost tempt me.

Graffitti

Read on the inside door of a bathroom stall at Simon Fraser University today:

Blue pen: Can you please refrain from leaving your piss all over the seat. It is disgusting.

Black pen: Try squatting you lazy bitch!

Blue pen: Dude, you are in Canada. We have seats for a reason otherwise there wouldn't be any. It's not lazy, it's custom.

Red pen: Wipe your fucking "custom" off when you're done celebrating your noble heritage then. In Canada we don't like sitting in piss.