She wishes she were doing this instead.
November 21, 2009
A Student's Reality
Rebecca is doing this right now. (Studying, that is. Not being a haggard looking male.)
November 20, 2009
Graffitti
Read on the inside door of a bathroom stall at Simon Fraser University today:
Blue pen: Can you please refrain from leaving your piss all over the seat. It is disgusting.
Black pen: Try squatting you lazy bitch!
Blue pen: Dude, you are in Canada. We have seats for a reason otherwise there wouldn't be any. It's not lazy, it's custom.
Red pen: Wipe your fucking "custom" off when you're done celebrating your noble heritage then. In Canada we don't like sitting in piss.
Blue pen: Can you please refrain from leaving your piss all over the seat. It is disgusting.
Black pen: Try squatting you lazy bitch!
Blue pen: Dude, you are in Canada. We have seats for a reason otherwise there wouldn't be any. It's not lazy, it's custom.
Red pen: Wipe your fucking "custom" off when you're done celebrating your noble heritage then. In Canada we don't like sitting in piss.
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